Showing posts with label Disasters: Rock Solid Full Cup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Disasters: Rock Solid Full Cup. Show all posts

January 20, 2019

Rock Solid, Full Cup

What’s on my mind?

Have you ever made a triple batch of peanut butter cookies in your GREAT, BIG, SEXY, HEA-VY, DU-TY electric mixer, belatedly realizing you’ve forgotten to soften the solid-as-a-rock FULL CUP OF FROZEN BUTTER you’ve just added to the bowl? Have you? Have you?

And then shrugged and said to yourself: “Meh!” 

And then thought: “This 325-watt baby can handle anything! 

And then turned the mixer to its highest setting? 

If you haven’t, dont.

If you have, enjoy the butter and brown sugar in your hair! As well as this oldie ... 


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