What’s on my mind?
Have you ever made a triple batch of peanut butter cookies in your GREAT, BIG, SEXY, HEA-VY, DU-TY electric mixer, belatedly realizing you’ve forgotten to soften the solid-as-a-rock FULL CUP OF FROZEN BUTTER you’ve just added to the bowl? Have you? Have you?
And then shrugged and said to yourself: “Meh!”
And then thought: “This 325-watt baby can handle anything!”
And then turned the mixer to its highest setting?
If you haven’t, don’t.
© Nicole Parton, 2019