What’s on my mind? Hair. Not mine. Hoo-hoo! Never-ever-ever mine.
So here are my Weekly Words of Wisdom: Head hair does not necessarily mean hat hair. Hat hair is what happens to head hair when you stick a hat on your head. Thank you.
Questions? Does anyone have questions?
Dear Ms. Parton: I don’t own any hats. My hair still looks like hat hair - Curious in Cleveland
Dear Curious: Obviously, you borrow hats. Next question?
Dear Ms. Parton: I don’t own any hats, either. In fact, I never wear them, but my hair still looks like hat hair - Hopeless in Hartford
Dear Hopeless: Try a little shampoo. I hear it works wonders.
Dear Ms. Parton: My hair usta be short? En-it was easy to wear? En-I looked good in hats? En-no-one ever knew I-da worn one because my hair still looked great? E-nother women have prollems en I don’t? Em-I weird or what? - Wondering in Wyoming
Dear Wondering: Yes.
Dear Ms. Parton: My boyfriend asked me to grow my hair because he loved the long, luxurious locks that once rested on his shoulder as I read Nietzsche and he read the Kama Sutra. It wasn’t long before I was resting my hair on his shoulder, again. All he wants to do is run his fingers through that long, lovely hair and he’s satisfied. Now he’s reading Nietzsche and I’m reading the Kama Sutra - Desperate in Detroit
Dear Desperate: Wear a hat.
© Nicole Parton, 2019
