February 26, 2020

Can This Woman Be Saved?

You are about to read the tragic story of my sister, Louise Fox, a once-normal woman whose life forever changed when she bought one of the many hair products promising silky, shiny locks! MAKE SURE THIS DOESNT HAPPEN TO YOU.


Louise Fox: Before

Twenty-four hours after the above photo was taken, our hidden cameras caught a desperate Ms. Fox calling a crisis line doctor. Let's roll the tape as we listen in ...




What happened in those tragic 24 hours? What ill-fated events made Louise Fox believe that a wrapped sachet of dishwasher detergent was the magic pill that might save her?

It all began with a bad hair day, when Louise Fox suffered an identity crisis ...



She lost sight of who she was. 


Forgot which end was up ...


And, hoping no one would see her pain, became the life of the party.



Desperate for love, she took solace in porn ...



But then, just as all seemed lost ... the crisis line recommended she try HERB-A-SHINE!


Her hair became shiny and sleek! She felt like a new woman!


But then ... tragedy struck! Her worst fears came true!


Could Lou Fox hide the terrible truth? She had no choice but to face the facts. Herb-a-Shine had, indeed, helped her hair become silky smooth ... but there was a reason marketers dispensed free samples ... a reason why those in the know wouldnt buy Herb-a-Shine ... a reason why Louise Fox, innocent tester of hair products, had now become a victim

As did the other women in the Herb-a-Shine support group Lou Fox later joined, she now had another problem - one she’d be forced to live with for THE REST OF HER LIFE.



Most of the women in 
Louise Fox:
After
the support group
accepted and even 
laughed at their 
fate, but Lou Fox
remained angry and 
bitter throughout her 
final days. A cautionary 
tale for any woman 
desperate enough to
crimp, color, and 
otherwise mess with 
her hair.

© Nicole Parton, 2020



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